Jokes and Riddles!!

Amma: Minnu...where is Vicks baby?

Minnu: Theleedu amma...ante?

Amma: See...This is called VICKS

Minnu: Mari mohaniki n mukku ki??

Amma: adente..

Minnu: Mari idi Kaali (Leg) vicks annave

Amma: ??

Amma: Minnu..ee roju fruits nerchukundaamaa..

Minnu: Okay

Amma: Apple...Grapes...Pine Apple...

Minnu: Mari kinda apple edi?

Amma: Jeji (God) dagariki veldam vasthavaaa?

Minnu: Ohh..vasthanu

Amma: Adigo Jeji..chakka ga jeji ki mokkovaali..

Minnu: Okay amma

Amma: Jeji...naaku Abbu thaggipovaali...naaku chaduvu raavaali..nenu school ki vellali..ani cheppu

Minnu: Jeji..Naaku abbo thaggipovaali...naaku chaduvu ravoddu....nenu school ki vellodddu..

Amma: !!!

Amma: Nuvvu asalu cheppina maata vinatledu...Mee miss chepthaanu..school ki thesukelthanu repu...!

Minnu: nuvvu asalu cheppina maata vinatledu..mee manager ki chepthaanu..

Amma: manager ki chepthe

Minnu: Mee manager vachi ninnu kattesi...lopalavesesi talupu vesi gadi pettesthadu le..apudu etla vasthav??

Amma: Notlo velu baaga vesukutunnav....doctor ki cheppi..medicine rasesthanu velu ki.

Minnu: Nenu kuda doctor ki chepi..maatalu raakunda neeku medicine vesesthanu..

Amma: Neeku pedda injection veyisthanu...

Minnu: Neeke PEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAA injection vesthadu le..YUPPIE